Thoughts on Christmas – II

December 25, 2005 in Humor

If you’re planning to party this Christmas, may I suggest reading Alf’s Safety advice for when you are out this Christmas beforehand!

I really loved the section on Personal Property:

- Keep valuables such as mobile phones and laptops safely hidden whilst out. We suggest you carry a safe with you at all times.
- If you’re going out for the night, take enough cash with you for the evening. And also for a plane ticket out of the European city you’ll end up in once someone’s drugged you and removed one of your kidneys.