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Ol’ Dubya joke

08 Sep

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids, to boost his popularity ratings. After his talk he offers to answer any questions the kids might have. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

Stanley,” says the little boy.

And what is your question, Stanley?”

“I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don’t even have health insurance? ”

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: question time. Who has a question?”

Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks him his name.

“I’m Steve,” he says.

“And what is your question, Steve?”

“Actually , I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don’t have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?”

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5 Comments

Posted by on September 8, 2006 in Humor, Life

 

5 responses to “Ol’ Dubya joke

  1. m

    September 8, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    :)))
    I have a question: where is Steve?

    PS This is probably the last you’ll hear from me. Do light a candle on my blog to remember me.

     
  2. Just Mohit

    September 8, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Hey m,
    Have i pissed you off in some way? Please please please do visit again!

     
  3. Daka

    September 8, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    He doesn’t mean he’s irritated, he means that bush may take him out for asking after steve :p

     
  4. m

    September 11, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    Thanks daka for clarification. Although m isn’t a “he” :))
    And I am back 🙂 after dodging the bullets and the secret service guys. Couldn’t keep away from blogging.

     
  5. Just Mohit

    September 11, 2006 at 8:36 pm

    Hey m, great to have you back!
    (especially because it won’t do to go about losing my only regular reader…heh!)

     

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