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links for 2009-08-24

24 Aug
  • The health ministry of Pigland is declaring emergency measures to combat this scourge. When it was pointed out that 17 is no big deal, that over 100 million pigs are slaughtered in the USA alone every year, he indignantly retorted, “Please do not cast these pearls of wisdom before a swine like me. This is a big health issue. We live in unhygenic surroundings. In gutters and like. No wonder we are referred to as ‘Sewer Ke Bacche’. So we have to do something. But don’t worry, there is a bacon of hope. A new drug can save you. One pork and you’ll be fine.” Meanwhile, the worried denizens of Pigland are roaming around the streets wearing masks. Which they only remove to dig their snout into some tasty garbage.
  • One of my new favourites:

    jaane kya chahe mann bawra (2)
    akhiyan mere saawan chala (2)
    jaane kya chahe mann bawra (2)
    akhiyan mere saawan chala (2)

    saghan achal sara bor hove
    sajan ansuan mein kya zor hove
    saghan achal sara bor hove
    sajan ansuan mein kya zor hove
    kya jor hove…
    apne jiya pe…
    mann toh maara yeh manchala

    pawan purva mein yu udta jaave
    badra chanda se mann judta jaave
    pawan purva mein yu udta jaave
    badra chanda se mann judta jaave
    aave hawa ka…
    jhonka fir aisa…
    toote patang kee dorr sa

  • The Infinitely Prolonged Social Interaction Theory states that a conversation with an interesting person who you have a matching wavelength with can potentially go on for an infinite period of time, if not for life getting in the way.
    Think about it. With someone you get along with like a house on fire, you’d end up having conversations that digress on a consistent basis, sometimes without even coming back to the original topic at hand. A freewheeling, unmoderated conversation flows naturally such that you think of things to say without having to put any effort to do so, and the sheer thrill it provides is one of the things that makes interactions with other humans worthwhile.
    No agenda, no actual reason to talk, save for sharing ideas, sharing thoughts and invariably, sharing laughter.
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